EFFIE ‘Hello Good Thanks – Better Out Than In’ Christmas Cracker Shows

EFFIE

Saturday 10th December

STRICTLY 18+

Hello, Good Thanks Yarraville Legends ’tis almost the season to be jolly. And I wanna be jolly with youse!

I confess the last couple of COVID years were bad, so bad, that I contemplated writing a memoir called ‘Eat, Pray, Eat.’ Yes, things got scary… and hairy.

Me? I was sexually socially distant for most of my life. But I’m proud to say that since marrying my hot husband I have clocked up a lot of ‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’ points. I don’t mean brag but during lockdown I went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

For vanity reasons I made sure much of this love making took place under very dim lighting conditions. And for health and safety reasons far away from open flames. Seriously hair wise, it was like Sherbrooke Forest on steroids down there.

It became blatantly obvious that the government and I had very different definitions of the term ‘Essential Services.’

I’m sorry but for Wogs, hair removal is definitely an essential service!

I, Effie aka Logie Award Winner slash National Icon cannot wait to see youse face to face in my smash hit hilarious show, “Better Out Than In.”

Help me lift the weight of ugliness and isolation off my very attractive chest in this up close and personal end of year laugh fest!!

Don’t miss it. It’s a classic!

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Ticket Options:

  • Dinner & Show Section A $99.00 +bf
  • Dinner & Show Section B $90.00 +bf
  • Reserved Seating Section C $59.00 +bf
  • Reserved Seating Section D $49.00 +bf
  • Reserved Seating Section E $39.00 +bf

Times:

  • D & S Doors Open: 6.00pm
  • RS Doors Open: 7.30pm
  • Showtime: 8.30pm

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